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Post-game thread coming in a few minutes. See you over there!

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Q4

Ballhalla has a lovely tradition of turning out the lights before the 4th quarter and having people wave their phone lights. Then people cheer region by region to identify themselves.

Feels like Bonner has scored the last 15 points for Phoenix. She sets a hard screen to force Carla Leite to switch to her, then backs her down in the post, then gets free throws.

8:30. That's the first time Amihere has flexed her athleticism, getting that OREB.

6:31. Valkyries try multiple pick-and-roll partners with Amihere. Leite, then Zandalasini. Zandalasini makes it work with a kick out to an extremely open Tiffany Hayes who has enough time to contemplate all her life choices before sinking the open three.

5:52. Next up in the controlled scientific experiment is Hayes running the pick-and-roll with Amihere. This time, Hayes throws the traditional pocket pass to the roller, and Amihere makes a very mature read, seeing the help coming off the opposite corner—a kick-out to an open three from Kayla Thornton. The shot’s trajectory massages every part of the rim until it goes through.

5:10. I guess I was incorrect about Veronica Burton, and she is, in fact, the greatest three-point shooter of all time.

Akoa Makani showing her offense at the Valkyries going under the screen on her, hits the 3.

4:19. Play starts with Cecilia and Laeticia. Pick and roll, the defense is off balance as the ball swings around, Amihere with a gorgeous ball fake out of the corner into a screaming red-hot drive for a layup.

3:19. Thomas has showed some serious wilyness with ball fakes in the paint, just shedding defenders left and right. This time she gets Zandalasini.

3:19. More Wave in the commercial break. Mercifully cut short with the t-shirt toss.

Always Close Enough To Hurt™

3:00. Challenging for Janelle to come into a crunch-time game cold off the bench like that. In sharp contrast, Alyssa Thomas is fully warmed up for the roasting flames of everyone trying to guard her.

2.19. Just when I doubt, Janelle gets a gift of three free throws. Huge.

Coach Nakase's heat checking the ending, bringing Salaun and then Zandalasini back in. They set two-sided screens out of Horns for Hayes. He throws 35 dribbles and misses a layup.

0.50. Salaun gets beat on the back door cut for the dagger layup from Mercury. And yes, I used the word dagger there knowingly.

0:10. I guess I have to admit when I'm wrong, and in fact Janelle Salaun has perfect form and is the greatest three-point shooter of all time.

Okay, I know Always Close Enough To Hurt™ is the Valkyries corporate motto, but that game really took it two levels further than necessary. STOP WE WERE ALREADY DEAD

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